Quick bubblegum warm-up to start my work day.
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house.
UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like:
Just sitting in your room in the middle of the night
Mom is wondering if you’re still up
No safe tab!
Fucking computer doesn’t work as fast as you want
Opposite to media’s perception of being “sexy”
But still, this is my type of girl.
My gooodness unf
lol they’re so fat. how is this sexy xD
^ are you fucking stupid. They’re miles sexier than your skinny ass.
How is number six fat?